Official VSTX Joke of the day thread...

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Official VSTX Joke of the day thread...; post your funny shit here
Topic Started: Jun 25 2007, 09:25 PM (1,648 Views)
dmcgee	Aug 19 2009, 02:26 AM Post #81
Trackball Killah Posts: 683 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: November 18, 2007 Origin Board TurboBricks Name Decklan McGee Location Arlington, Tx	first time i saw that bicycle burnout vid i tried it... didnt work to well...
	...something's coming...


HtownTurboBrick	Aug 19 2009, 11:26 AM Post #82
Like Mr. Miyagi with more redneck Posts: 1,790 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: May 10, 2006 Origin Board Volvospeed Name Jon Location Houston, TX	lol helps if everything is covered in a thin layer of sand
	'98 S70 T5M w/ '00 R motor swap 266whp/340wtq on 16T - 98' S70 T5 Black: Former DD new project - 96' 850 GLT - RIP Joe Ng 02/29/56-08/18/05...


dmcgee	Aug 19 2009, 02:26 PM Post #83
Trackball Killah Posts: 683 Group: Members Member #46 Joined: November 18, 2007 Origin Board TurboBricks Name Decklan McGee Location Arlington, Tx	HtownTurboBrick Aug 19 2009, 11:26 AM lol helps if everything is covered in a thin layer of sand
	...something's coming...


swiftjustice44	Aug 19 2009, 07:35 PM Post #84
Mojo Master Posts: 475 Group: Members Member #34 Joined: October 26, 2007 Origin Board TurboBricks Name Jon Location Land of Gar	Frankly, I'd like to see 'em burn out with a camel!!



Echo	Feb 24 2010, 02:20 PM Post #85
Forum DJ Posts: 849 Group: OH Moderator Member #5 Joined: May 10, 2006 Origin Board Volvospeed Name Rob Location San Antonio	Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me. Mexican Word of the Day: July Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom! Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself. Mexican word of the day is Rectum I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum. Mexican word of the day is Texas My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at. Mexican word of the day is Defender Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender. Mexican word of the day is Juarez My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem? Mexican word of the day is Cheese* My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy! * This is the funniest one to me Mexican word of the day is Brief My homie farted bad that I couldn't brief. Mexican word of the day is Cashew I tried running after you but I couldn't cashew! Mexican word of the day. BISHOP. The other day my ruca fell down the stairs and i had to pick the BISHOP. Mexican word of the day BUDWEISER ! Mexican gets pulled over. cop- have you been drinkin today ? Mexican- me drink? tas loco ! Cop- im takin you to jail Mexican- BUDWEISER ?!?!?!? Mexican word of the day WHEELCHAIR My homie was drinkin a bud light when I told him "hey vato wheres mine?" He told me "dont worry WHEELCHAIR"
	If you see me flying past ya, it's just because I'm fasta 97GLT5-R >>16T--SpeedTuning 17PSI.. S10 BLAZER 4.3 VORTEC >>>the neglected DD Quote: Neons are cute. I see lots of hot chicks driving them.


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